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| "Stuff
I learned while I was alive" August 2004
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Public television is commercial-free during
those short periods of time when they're not asking for
money.
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If you're "one in a million,"
there are 7,000 other people just like you.
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Long live the walkie-talkie cell phone:
Now we have to listen to not one a-hole, but two.
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Whoever said talk is cheap hasn't seen
my phone sex bill.
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Love is when you adopt your partner's
enemies.
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There is nothing more precarious than
driving in a parking lot full of rich people.
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