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The Big Masturbation Database

There are 9710 people in the database.

82% of them are male.

1% claim they never masturbate while 35% say they masturbate a few times a week. 17% tell us they do it every other day, 27% confessed they do it every day and 14% inform us they do it twice a day. 7% boast they do it three times a day!

72% prefer to masturbate at night while the other 28% prefer to do it in the morning

7% imaginative people told us they never use porn, 14% say they rarely use it and 29% sit on the borderline and use it now and again. 40% let us know they frequently use porn and 11% can't masturbate without it.

18% embarrassed people have been caught by their parents.

4% said they masturbate to drum & bass. 2% of people peacefully do it to classical music while 84% like to listen to the world go by and turn their music off and 4% are teeny boppers and like to go at it listening to pop. 1% prefer to have a bit of rap on in the back ground and 5% need their heavy metal to pleasure themselves.

86% have masturbated in the shower and 7% have tried to and failed.

61% are naturists and have masturbated outside and 2% are wannabies and have tried to and failed.

53% have masturbated with one or more people.

8% use lubricant and 36% sometimes do but not always.

8% believe it is possible to get a STI from masturbating.

20% have masturbated over one of their family members.

6% believe their habits are wrong.

99% of boys masturbate.

96% of girls masturbate.

Data provided by Playwithyourself.co.uk

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