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Talking Toucan
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The Last Words of Famous People

Ludwig van Beethoven
"Friends applaud, the comedy is over."

Billy the Kid (Also known as - William Bonney)
"Who is it?"

Julius Gaius Caesar
"You too, Brutus?"

Charles Chaplin
"Why not? After all, it belongs to him."

Harold Lillis "Bing" Crosby
"It was a great game."

Charles Darwin
"I am not the least afraid to die."

James Dean
"That guy's got to stop ... He'll see us."

Thomas A. Edison
"It's very beautiful over there."

Dwight D. Eisenhower
"I've always loved my wife, my children, and my grandchildren, and I've always loved my country. I want to go. God, take me."

W.C. Fields
"God damn the whole friggin' world and everyone in it but you, Charlotta."

Sigmund Freud
"My dear Schur, you remember our first talk. You promised to help me when I could no longer carry on. It is only torture now, and it has no longer any sense."

James A. Garfield
"Swain, can't you stop this (pain)? Swain!"

John Holmes
"John Rogers did."

Thomas Jefferson
"This is the Fourth?"

Saint Joan of Arc
"Hold the cross high so I may see it through the flames!"

Franz Kafka
"Kill me, or else you are a murderer!"

John F. Kennedy
"That's obvious."

Nostradamus (Michel de Notre Dame)
"Tomorrow, I shal no longer be here."

Lee Harvey Oswald
"I will be glad to discuss this proposition with my attorney, and that after I talk with one, we could either discuss it with him or discuss it with my attorney if the attorney thinks it is a wise thing to do, but at the present time I have nothing more to say to you."

Franklin D. Roosevelt
"I have a terrific headache."

Sitting Bull
"I am not going. Do with me what you like. I am not going. Come on! Come on! Take action! Let's go!"

Socrates
"Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius. Will you remember to pay the debt?"

 


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