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Misc. Ethnic Jokes
The Mexican
A Mexican family crosses over
the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets
are paved with gold. But the husband can find no work.
His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to
a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base
of a tree, and begins to pray: "Sweet Jesus, please show
me a way to feed my family..."
Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the
BLACK man coming over the top of the hill, who is stumbling
wildly with a broken grocery sack. When the Mexican man opens
his eyes, a large wheel of cheddar cheese rolls down the hill
an lands at his feet!
"Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you!"
he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home. Upon returning
home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to
make nachos.
"But wouldn't you rather have cheese
enchiladas and burritos and other things?" she inquires.
"No," the husband says, "Jesus sent this to
me with a message... As I ran home,
I kept hearing Him yell, ' THAT'S NACHO CHEESE!
THAT'S NACHO CHEESE!'
Courtesy
of Johnny's Jokes
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