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Misc. Ethnic Jokes
No Mexicans Please
A U.S. Navy cruiser pulled into
port in Mississippi for a week's liberty.The first evening,
the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive the
following letter from the wife of a wealthy plantation owner:
"Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter
Melinda's, coming of age party. I would like you to send four
well mannered, handsome, unmarried officers. They should arrive
at 8 p.m. prepared for an evening of polite southern conversation
and dance with lovely young ladies. One last point: No, Mexicans.
We don't like Mexicans."
Sure enough, at 8 p.m. on Thursday, the lady
heard a rap at the door. She opened the door to find, in dress
uniform, four exquisitely mannered, smiling black officers.
Her jaw hit the floor, but pulling herself together she stammered,
"There must be some mistake!"
"On no, madam," said the first officer,
"Captain Martinez doesn't make mistakes."
Courtesy
of Johnny's Jokes
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