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Misc. Ethnic Jokes
Language Problem
A bus stops and two Italian men
get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one
of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I
come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two
asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice.
Den I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine,"
retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't
talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola
down lady," said the man. "Who talking abouta sexa?
Imma justa tellun my frienda how to spella "Mississippi"!
Courtesy
of Johnny's Jokes
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