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Misc. Ethnic Jokes
Green, Pink and Yellow
A US Border Patrol Agent catches
an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence.
He pulls him out and says, "Sorry, you know the law,
you've got to go back across the border right now." The
Mexican man pleads with him, "No, noooo, Senor, I must
stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The border patrol agent thinks to himself,
I'm going to make it hard for him, and says "OK, I'll
let you stay if you can use three English words in a sentence."
The Mexican man of course agrees.
The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The
three words are: green, pink and yellow. Now use them in one
sentence."
The Mexican man thinks really hard for about
two minutes, then says, "Hmmm, OK. The phone, it went
green, green, green... I pink it up, and sez yellow?"
Courtesy
of Johnny's Jokes
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