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Children
Jokes
Triplets
A woman pregnant with triplets
is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the
bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the
babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets
in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years,
and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's
wrong" asks the mother. "I was taking pee and this
bullet came out" replies the daughter. The mother tells
her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About
a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears.
"Mom, I was taking pee and this bullet came out".
Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what
happened 16 years ago. A week later the boy walks into the
room in tears. "It's okay" says the mom, "I
know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came
out." "No," says the boy, "I was jerking
off and I shot the dog."
Courtesy
of Johnny's Jokes
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