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Children
Jokes
Help Me With My Boots
Did you hear about the teacher
who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his
boots?
He asked for help and she could see why. With
her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to
go on. When the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat.
She almost whimpered when the little boy said,
"Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked
and sure enough, they were.
It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off
than it was putting them on.
She managed to keep her cool as together they
worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet.
He then announced, "These aren't my boots."
She bit her tongue rather than get right in
his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like
she wanted to.
Once again she struggled to help him pull
the ill-fitting boots off.
He then said, "They're my brother's boots.
My Mom made me wear them."
She didn't know if she should laugh or cry.
She mustered up the grace and courage she
had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again. She said,
"Now, where are your mittens?"
He said, "I stuffed them in the toes
of my boots..."
Her trial starts next week.
Courtesy
of Johnny's Jokes
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