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Children
Jokes
3rd Grade
On little Larry's first day of
first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came
into the room and said, 'I don't belong here, I should be
in third grade!'
The teacher looked at little Larry's records
and told him to please take his seat.
Not five minutes passed when little Larry
stood up again and said, 'I don't belong here, I should be
in the third grade!'
Larry did this a few more times before the
principal came along and the teacher explained Larry's problem.
The principal and the first grade teacher told little Larry
that if he could answer some questions that they could decide
in which grade he belonged. Well, they soon discovered that
Larry knew all the state capitals and country capitals that
the principal could think of.
The teacher suggested they try some biology
questions... 'What does a cow have 4 of but a woman has only
2?' asked the teacher.
'Legs!' Larry immediately replied. "What
does a man have in his pants that a woman doesn't?' asked
the teacher.
'Pockets!' said Larry.
The teacher looked at the principal, who said,
'Maybe he should be in third grade, I missed those last two
questions!'
Courtesy
of Johnny's Jokes
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