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What happens when you ask a girl for her number?

Why do I insist on getting involved in one-night stands as opposed to dating? What's the best way to have gratuitous sex with different women?

All the other authors out there have extensive techniques and tips on how to get a girl's number and how to ask them out on a date.

I don't. And for a good reason.

Here are some deductions I made after finding some dating statistic in "Cosmopolitan" and "GQ" magazines

What happens when you ask a girl for her number? Why is getting a girl's phone numbers bad?

Because you are postponing something that should be happening tonight.

When you get a girl's phone number at a bar or club, you are allowing something that is presently hot (your encounter,conversation and chemistry with her) to cool down.

By the next time you call her, she will have made some rational decisions about you, as opposed to an emotional decision she could have made had you persuaded her to sleep with you that night (we will explain how its easy to bring them back to your place).

What happens when you ask for a girls number?

During the time she is waiting for your call, she is taking many factors into account before deciding whether to go out on a date with you or not.

Factors such: Did she like you? Did she like your face? If there was anything weird you said during your conversation. Her friends opinion of you. What her schedule is like. Does she really want to date anyone?

All these factors have to line up for you to get the green light and take her out. Furthermore, even if you do get to take her out on a date, you are not guaranteed sex! Your chances of getting lucky on a first date are less than 20%!

Chances of gettin laid on a date

So why should you get her number when you can persuade her to come back to your place the same night?

Your chances of having sex with her by getting her number and taking her out on a date are between 3 and 4%.

And your chances of having sex the FIRST night you take her out by getting her number are between 1% and 2%.

This means that you would have to get 50 numbers from different chicks before getting laid 4 or 5 days from now.

Mathematically, getting numbers does not work. The numbers are against you.

Next article: So what is the best way to get laid?

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